Guest Post Numero Uno….
I am not sure I can adequately express my delight and amazement at what I am about to tell you. I have been wanting to have some guest posts by my favorite bloggers for a while now. Not sure where to begin I thought to myself – “what do you like to see in a post”? For me laughter is numero uno. So my thoughts turned to my number one homegirl. Can anybody guess? All I can say is my nickname for her is giggle girlie. She just makes me giggle every time I read her blog. So without further ado I would like to welcome my very first Guest Post from my blogger chica homegirl Marcy. WOO!!! Giggle girlie we must run together someday!!! I promise I will not give you to much of a workout. (readers click on the red for linky love!) Thank you giggle girlie much love to you!
It’s soooo springtime! All the runners are out in full (or should I say “less”) gear. In fact, some of you have commented on the abundance of hotness that has been trotting around lately now that the weather is nice. I would agree. Kind of. Sort of. In a way. Runners tend to be hot and sexy people.
One fine bitch
Yous a fine mo-foer
(I know he’s not a distance runner but dayum show me an elite male distance runner that doesn’t look like you can break em in half. I don’t like my men thinner than me. Sorry)
I’d totally go there
And let’s not forget my BOTW
oooo la la (You’d hit G, don’t hate)
So with all of this type of hotness that’s running around I should be happy, right? WRONG! There is zero hotness running around my ‘hood. WTF?!? I’ve seen 1 and that was last year (sweetheart if you’re reading please come back, I miss you *sob*). What type of runners am I typically looking at around here?
Yeah, ya pépère. Blah! Maybe he’d be hot if I were 80?!
As far as the ladies in my ‘hood? I’ve seen a couple hot ones but we’re not exactly spilling over around here. Basically lose/lose on both sides. I’m a bored housewife of 2 young children, people please! Call in your local hotties and send them my way. I need entertainment other than playing Legos and watching Ni (Freekin) Hao Ki-Lan. around here or wThankyouverymuchthatistheendofmybiatchoftheday. So am I the only one who has zero hotties around here or what? I bet peeps like Jess and all you Californians are swimming in them *sigh* Something tells me it’s only going to get worse in a couple months when I head even further North LOL. I really need to move out of the North East already *le sigh*